Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Christmas Gifts

It was a ridiculously busy week, with the painting of the new house, wedding dinners (not mine), meeting to plan for my own wedding dinner and a 2 hour badminton schedule, I still manage to retain my sanity or with most of it intact. More that later, maybe.

(For those below 18, turn back, click on disney or something... go on)

Monday Night and wifey was showing me her gift she had for gift exchange and telling me about the wrappers and how it is not necessary to buy expensive wrappers...

Which trigger a thought in my less than pristine clean mind:

Hey, thats how I see lingerie on m'femme. She wear those to make those concealed treasure more lovely and while the only thing I can think of is how to remove them. While satin and lace is very nice,
even leather will do fine,
full or half cup nevermind.
Thong and G-string are just lines.
All that I have on my mind,
Is to that those damn corset.
gets in the way of mine.

For guys, you as much as I do, probably enjoys unwrapping those presents
But really, what get us going is what lies underneath.

As for the ladies, well, even if you wrap yourself in only a towel or dressed to the ninth.....what your man wants is to get rid of those damn cloths and get into the *ahem* thicks of things.....

And Santa, I had been naughty all years and I decided that as usual, I will buy my own gift and you can take that piece of coal and chuck it up your fat lily white ass...

13 comments:

DK said...

But unwrapping gift is the most exciting part mah.

putitthisway said...

yupe....cannot agree with you more.....
Why you think we spend so much buying wrappers for our significant others....

Iris said...

Somebody feeling horny these days eh...!

With the song about a wonderland body and thoughts about tearing the clothes of his wife..

You notti boi... :D

putitthisway said...

well...........Guilty as charge

The Student said...

Heh, bought a necklace for a friend. Intend to put it attached to the bottle cap in a bottle (usable) and then wrap it up. What do you think for a shock value? Haha.

putitthisway said...

Let me know if you are still alive after being clobbered by the bottle

Paddy Tan said...

See the movie Santa Slay? he is coming for you after reading your entry to put stuff up his ass. hahahaa.

Merry Merry Christmas guys!!

The Student said...

Oo. Bad idea? Oh boy...

putitthisway said...

Just that too many things can and might go wrong.. if you want to do it, make sure that the necklace wont go into the water, the necklace not ge destroyed, the bottle is not breakable and that it won't too much.

The Student said...

oh ho, it will be an empty bottle. the bottle will be plastic. and what do you mean by 'it won't too much'?

Iris said...

Whatever he was thinking, I am very sure its not something innocent!!

Merry Christmas to all and to those who are married, happy unwrapping your wife, oops, I meant the gifts with your wifes! :D

putitthisway said...

I mean it wont hurt too much if she decides to use that as a club

Sorry, been busy lately... merry X'mas (Hey, I got 12 days..no??)

And a happy new year

Iris said...

12 days of Christmas ends on the 25th, if I remembered it correctly...